​You Know You’re in Texas When…

There’s an oil rig right next to your oil rig.

There’s an armadillo road kill every mile.

You get really good unsolicited advice from strangers.

You’re not allowed to bring your gun to lunch.

….but rattlesnakes are allowed.

Your sky is bigger than your land.

You can get your tattoo at the thrift shop.

You passed mile market 611…a while ago.

Texas has 3 sylables – Tey-ax-us.